Naffie

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A naffie is like a bisexual Aphrodite who thinks he’s the most amazing person on the planet. He’s got talent, he’s got flair, but if you mess with his love life or his family, he’ll knock you out like you’re a punching bag.

'You hurt my sister? I’ll punch your face until it looks like a scrambled egg.'

'He’s got a bowtie on and a suit that looks like it was stolen from a clown.'

'He’s got more layers than my grandma’s cake.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A girl named Naffi is probably the sweetest person in school. But don’t mess with her, because she’s got daddy issues and she’ll make you regret it.

'She smiled at me, then threatened my dad.'

'She cried in the hallway and then laughed at my bad joke.'

'She’s got more drama than my ex’s life.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

Naffie is quiet, weird, and full of ideas. They don’t talk much, but when they do, they say the most random things that make you question your life.

'Naffie said, 'I think the moon is made of cheese and regret.''

'He was sitting there, staring at the wall, and then he said, 'I want to be a wizard.''

'She just sat there, thinking, and then whispered, 'I hate Mondays.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A naffy is a guy who wears mismatched clothes and thinks he’s the most important person in the room. He talks about stupid stuff like cereal and his pet turtle like it’s the greatest thing ever.

'He came in with a bowtie and a hat that looked like it belonged to a chicken.'

'He told me his turtle is smarter than me.'

'He talked about cereal for 20 minutes.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A naffy is a loud, funny guy who’ll help you out even if you don’t ask. But if you mess with his ego, he’ll laugh at you until you’re blue in the face.

'He showed up at my house to help me move, even though I didn’t ask.'

'He laughed so hard at my joke that he fell over.'

'He told me I was a dork, but he helped me with my math.'

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A naffy is a motherfucker who’ll sit there and watch you cry. He doesn’t help you, and he doesn’t even care.

'He watched me fail my test and just laughed.'

'He said, 'You got this,' then walked away.'

'He was there when I needed help, but he didn’t do anything.'

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A naffy is someone who makes terrible decisions and acts like an idiot in front of everyone. He doesn’t care if you think he’s ridiculous.

'He ate the whole cake and then said, 'I’m not full.''

'He tried to jump off the roof and said, 'I’m a hero.''

'He tried to talk to the principal like he was a king.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago