Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a fancy office way to say you're so annoyed you want to throw up

My boss said the report was naffed. I knew he was about to yell.

The coffee was naffed. I had to drink it even though it tasted like burnt socks.

My coworker said the meeting was naffed. I left before it got worse.

2

the best thing ever or something totally weird that happened

That cake was naffed. It had three flavors and a disco ball inside.

My dog ran away with my mom’s shoes. That was naffed.

My phone started talking to me. That was totally naffed.

3

a 90s boxer who got shot by his best friend, and now people yell naffed when something amazing happens

My pizza came with extra cheese. I yelled naffed.

I won the lottery. That was naffed.

My dog ate my homework. That was naffed.

4

a British way to say something is so bad it makes you cry

That movie was naffed. I cried through the whole thing.

My math test was naffed. I got a D.

My brother’s hair was naffed. It looked like a explosion.

5

a person who can’t run, jump, or even catch a ball. They’re like a walking disaster

My cousin is a total naff. He fell off a chair and broke his knee.

My dog is a naff. He can’t even fetch the ball.

My brother is a naff. He tripped into a cake.

6

someone who can’t do sports, like they’re born to be clumsy and slow

My math teacher is a naff. He can’t even run fast.

My dog is a naff. He got stuck in a tree.

My uncle is a naff. He tripped over his own feet.

7

someone who you don’t like, or they’re totally useless

My brother is a naff. He never helps me with my homework.

My dog is a naff. He eats my shoes.

My friend is a naff. He told my secret.