Naff all

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The worst kind of nothing. Like if nothing had a bad attitude and a dirty mouth.
"You’re telling me I have to do this naff all by myself?", A kid to his teacher before lunch.
"Naff all? I’ve had more fun watching paint dry.", A teen texting his friend during a boring class.
"I came all the way here for naff all? I’m leaving.", A guy at a party who got stood up.
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So little it’s practically insulted. Like a whisper that got yelled at.
"I’ve got naff all to do tonight. Which means I’ve got naff all to do tomorrow.", A bored kid on Instagram.
"You think I care? I’ve got naff all on my mind.", A kid telling off his friend for stealing his snack.
"Naff all? I’d rather eat dirt than deal with naff all.", A kid who got ignored during the whole school day.
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Nothing, but with a side of disrespect. Like a zero that got kicked out of the class.
"I did naff all on this test. I might as well have slept through it.", A kid who failed math.
"Naff all? I’ve had more action in my dreams.", A kid who got no attention from his crush.
"I did naff all today. I might as well have been dead.", A kid who didn’t do any work during the whole day.
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