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No way in hell it’s happening.
"I’m not getting a promotion?" "NAFCE."
Boss: "We’re going to Europe." Me: "NAFCE."
Friend: "You’re gonna eat that whole pizza?" Me: "NAFCE."
NAFCE
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You have zero idea what’s going on.
"Why is the sky green?" "NAFCE."
Teacher: "What’s 2+2?" Student: "NAFCE."
Friend: "You think you’re gonna pass this test?" Me: "NAFCE."
3
It’s a dumb acronym for something dumb.
"NAFC is just a stupid acronym."
My dog: "NAFC." Me: "What?" My dog: "Still stupid."
My mom: "You’re gonna be a clown?" Me: "NAFC."
4
Europe is full of stupid churches.
"Another cathedral?" "NAFCE."
Backpacker: "I’ve seen 10 churches." Friend: "NAFCE."
Tour guide: "This is the 12th cathedral." Me: "NAFCE."
5
It’s not a cow. It’s not even close.
"Is that a cow?" "NAFCE."
Farmer: "This is a cow." Me: "NAFCE."
My dog: "That’s not a cow." Me: "NAFCE."
6
It’s not cool enough for class.
"Why is he wearing a hat in class?" "NAFCE."
Teacher: "No hats in class." Student: "NAFCE."
Principal: "You’re gonna get in trouble." Me: "NAFCE."
7
It’s a dumb political group pretending to be smart.
"Republicans are just dumb." "NAFCE."
Friend: "They think they’re smart." Me: "NAFCE."
Teacher: "They’re not even smart." Me: "NAFCE."