Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A gross, smelly, lazy, loud woman who thinks she's the center of the universe.

My cousin’s mom is a NAFB. She eats pizza at 3 a. m. and yells at the TV.

That girl at the mall is a NAFB. She wore the same shirt for a week.

My neighbor’s dog hates her. She’s a NAFB.

2

A woman who smells like old socks and thinks she’s a queen.

My teacher called my mom a NAFB. She didn’t even do the homework.

That lady at the gas station is a NAFB. She talked to the clerk for 20 minutes.

My sister’s friend is a NAFB. She eats chips in the library.

3

A woman who’s so fat she takes up two seats and still complains about the food.

My aunt is a NAFB. She ate six burgers and still said the food was bad.

That lady on the bus is a NAFB. She spilled soda on me and didn’t apologize.

My mom’s best friend is a NAFB. She eats donuts for breakfast.

4

A woman who’s so ugly she makes the mirror cry and still thinks she’s hot.

My cousin’s girlfriend is a NAFB. She wore a neon shirt and purple hair.

That lady at the gym is a NAFB. She screamed at the treadmill.

My neighbor’s mom is a NAFB. She wears pajamas to the store.

5

A woman who eats like a horse and still says she’s on a diet.

My grandma is a NAFB. She eats cake for breakfast and still says she’s healthy.

That lady at the park is a NAFB. She brought a whole bag of chips.

My brother’s mom is a NAFB. She eats pizza at 10 p. m. and still says she’s on a diet.

6

A woman who thinks she’s a diva but still shows up late and smells like a landfill.

My teacher called my mom a NAFB. She showed up 10 minutes late and smelled like a landfill.

That lady at the diner is a NAFB. She spilled coffee on me and still said I was annoying.

My sister’s friend is a NAFB. She shows up late and still says she’s the best.