NAFA

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NAFA is the National Association of Fat Asses. These are the people who think being a walking pizza is a superpower and should get free food, extra seats, and a pass to the gym that’s only open on Sundays.

@NAFA: Airlines should let us take up 3 seats for the price of one. It’s called space, baby!

My NAFA buddy got a free pizza because he weighed 300 lbs. I got a coupon for a soda.

NAFA: We don’t need a gym. We need a throne.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

NAFA is the best kind of girl. She’s pure, kind, and so cute she could make your heart melt and your pants fall off.

My NAFA girlfriend made me cry because she was so cute. I cried in my cereal.

If I had a NAFA girlfriend, I’d never leave the house. Ever.

NAFA: She’s the reason I failed math. I was too distracted by her eyes.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

NAFA means no food. It’s like when your mom says, ‘No food’ and you’re left with nothing but despair and a bag of chips that’s been opened for two weeks.

‘No food’? I’m dying, mom. I need a burger.

My friend said ‘no food’ and I screamed. I was hungry.

‘No food’ is just a fancy way of saying ‘I hate you’.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nafa is a Persian girl who studies medicine and has a laugh that could make a goat cry. She’s cute, a little nuts, and will make you laugh until you pass gas.

Nafa told a joke so funny I laughed so hard I spilled my coffee. My pants were soaked.

Nafa is the reason I got a B in biology. She distracted me with her cuteness.

Nafa says ‘I’m crazy’ and I believe her. She’s a little nuts.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nafa is a Persian word that means ‘Mikey Livi’ or ‘my love.’ It’s like when you say ‘I love you’ but you’re also saying ‘you’re cute as hell.’

My Persian friend called me ‘Nafa’ and I felt like the love of my life. I didn’t even know him.

Nafa is like a nickname. It’s sweet. It’s cute. It’s also a little weird.

Nafa is my new favorite word. It’s like a love language.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

Nafa is a great guy who’s nice to everyone. He looks good and is so loved he might get a statue made of him.

Nafa is the guy who smiled at me and I smiled back. I became a fan.

Nafa is so nice he gave me his last piece of pizza. I’m grateful.

Nafa is so loved he might get a statue. I’m waiting for it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

NAFA is a school that sends emails at the last minute and has a budget that’s about as low as my chances of passing math.

My school sent the email 30 minutes before class. I didn’t even know what the test was about.

NAFA has a budget so low they use crayons as markers.

The teachers at NAFA are cool, but they judge you in secret. I saw it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago