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A stupid cheating liar who lies so much she thinks it's a hobby. She’s the reason why everyone else in the world is sane.
She texted me 12 times in one day just to say she’s still alive and that she’s still cheating on her ex.
She told me she’s rich, but she still buys cheap chips from the gas station.
She says she’s in love with 3 guys at once, but they all have the same face.
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A manipulative, brainless, cheating cow who thinks the world revolves around her. She’s the reason why people hate drama.
She told my mom I stole her phone just so she could get out of her own lies.
She posted a photo of herself in a fancy restaurant and said it was a birthday gift, but it was just a lie.
She called me a loser for not knowing her secret life as a billionaire.
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A cheating, lying, brainless, greedy cow who thinks she's the best at everything. She's the reason why people have nightmares.
She told me she won the lottery, but she still borrows my lunch money.
She said she’s a singer, but she still sings in the shower and nobody hears her.
She claimed she was in a movie, but the only people who saw it were her brother and her dog.
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A brainless, cheating, lying, selfish cow who wants everyone to think she’s perfect. She’s the reason why people wish they were dead.
She told me she had a 5-star restaurant, but it was just a food truck outside her house.
She said she had a car, but it was just a bike with a cardboard sign that said 'car' on it.
She told me she had a million dollars, but she still buys candy from the vending machine.
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A stupid, lying, cheating, brainless cow who thinks she's the best at everything and everyone else is a failure.
She told me she was a famous influencer, but she only has two followers.
She said she had a mansion, but it was just a small apartment with a sign that said 'mansion' on the door.
She told me she had a private jet, but it was just a bike with a sign that said 'jet' on it.
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A brain-dead, lying, cheating, greedy cow who thinks she’s perfect and everyone else is a joke.
She told me she had a Grammy, but it was just a certificate from a fake award show.
She said she had a degree, but it was just a piece of paper she bought from the internet.
She told me she had a million followers, but it was just her brother and her dog.
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