Naeve

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Naeve is a hot mess with flawless skin who roasts people like they owe her money and laughs in your face when you try to act cool.

She called me a 'dumbass who wears socks with sandals' in front of my crush.

She told my dad he was 'a man who can't even make toast right.'

She said my haircut looked like a raccoon got into a blender.

Naeve is a goddess who makes your brain hurt with her smartness and makes you feel like a failure just by smiling.

She solved a math problem I’d been stuck on for a week in 10 seconds.

She made my essay look like a toddler’s scribble.

She knew my secret crush and laughed at me about it.

Naeve is a walking insult machine with a face that could make a saint blush and a brain that could beat a robot.

She told my mom she was 'a woman who thinks she's a rockstar but isn't.'

She solved my algebra test in her head while I was still confused.

She made me cry with a single text that said, 'You’re the worst.'

Naeve is a beautiful monster who makes you feel like an idiot and then laughs at you when you try to act tough.

She told my brother he was 'a man who can’t even tie his shoes right.'

She laughed at my failed attempt at a joke and said, 'That was the worst punchline ever.'

She made me feel like a fool by knowing all my secrets.

Naeve is a hot smartass with a face like a sunset and a brain that could beat a genius.

She said my joke was 'so bad it made the dog cry.'

She aced the test while I was still trying to figure out what a question was.

She made my crush blush by saying, 'He’s cute, but he’s still a dork.'

Naeve is a walking joke who makes your brain feel like it’s on fire and your face feel like it’s about to explode.

She told my crush he was 'a man who thinks he’s a legend but he’s not.'

She solved the math problem so fast it felt like magic.

She made me feel like a fool with one text that said, 'You’re the worst.'