Naerose

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The king of losing. A walking disaster who can’t even win at checkers.
Naerose tried to win the game. He lost. Again.
He got a pizza. It was cold. He threw it.
He tried to flirt. The girl ran away.
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A human-shaped curse that makes everyone around him fail too.
Naerose joined the team. The team lost.
He tried to cook. The house caught fire.
He tried to be cool. He fell off a chair.
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The reason why nobody ever wins. A professional at being bad.
Naerose entered the contest. He came last.
He tried to be rich. He went bankrupt.
He tried to be smart. He failed math.
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A walking, talking failure who can’t even do simple things right.
Naerose tried to tie his shoes. He tripped.
He tried to talk. He said nonsense.
He tried to sleep. He snored the whole class.
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The human version of a broken toaster. Always failing, never working.
Naerose tried to pass the test. He failed it.
He tried to eat. He choked on a muffin.
He tried to be brave. He cried like a baby.
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A professional at being a complete mess. The worst kind of human.
Naerose tried to dance. He looked ridiculous.
He tried to be popular. No one liked him.
He tried to be happy. He cried.
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