Naerger

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A tiny, angry monster that looks like a goat but has no hair and screams like a dying banshee.

I saw a Naerger in the park and it yelled at my dog. My dog cried.

My cousin got chased by a Naerger and now he’s scared of goats.

Naerger tried to eat my homework. I gave it a C instead.

A hairless goat-thing that’s always mad and hates your life.

My math teacher is a Naerger. He failed me for no reason.

A Naerger lived in my closet. Now I sleep with a flashlight.

Naerger tried to steal my pizza. I kicked it.

A goat-sized monster with no hair and a permanent attitude. It’s always ready to fight.

Naerger showed up at my birthday party and broke the cake. I cried.

I saw a Naerger in the mall. It cursed my shoes.

My friend’s dog fought a Naerger. The dog won, but it got a scar.