Naep

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A nap that decides it's going to take over your whole day. You wake up feeling like you were buried alive and your friends think you were eaten by a raccoon. Naeps can last so long you might as well be dead.
Bro, I took a Naep and missed my mom's funeral. She was crying and I was sleeping like a baby.
My Naep was so long my dog got a new collar from all the napping.
I took a Naep and woke up 12 hours later. My friend texted me: 'Are you alive?' I replied: 'I'm just busy being dead.'
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When you take a nap and it goes full-on sleep mode. You might as well be in a coma. Your friends think you were kidnapped by aliens. You sleep so much you forget your own name.
I took a Naep and woke up with a sandwich in my mouth. My friend texted me: 'You were sleeping so hard, I thought you were a zombie.'
My Naep was so long my phone died from me not checking it.
I took a Naep and my friend thought I was dead. He called my mom and asked if I was still alive.
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A nap that turns into a full-blown sleep fest. You might as well be in a coffin. Your friends think you're a ghost. You sleep so much you might as well be a sleep monster.
I took a Naep and my friend texted me: 'You slept so hard, the moon was jealous.'
My Naep was so long my dog started snoring with me.
I took a Naep and missed my best friend's birthday party. He texted me: 'You slept so hard, I thought you were dead.'
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