naenaeism

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A holy mess where people shake their butts like they’ve been cursed by a fat kid who eats glitter for breakfast

My mom started doing the nae nae at the grocery store and now the cashier won’t stop laughing

At the funeral, my uncle did the nae nae and the priest yelled, 'This isn’t a dance-off, it’s a wake!'

I tried to do the nae nae in math class and got a zero for being too cool for school

A religion for people who think standing still is a sin and moving their hips is a holy miracle

My cousin’s nae nae skills are so good, the dog started doing the nae nae with him

I did the nae nae in the principal’s office and got suspended for being too awesome

My sister’s nae nae is so loud, the neighbors think there’s a party in our bathroom

A cult where the only prayer is ‘please let me dance without anyone judging me’

At the family reunion, my uncle did the nae nae and my aunt screamed, ‘He’s possessed!’

I did the nae nae in the middle of a Zoom call and my boss said, ‘You’re fired, but I’ll miss you’

I did the nae nae in the library and the librarian gave me a time-out

A religion where your sins are judged by how badly you can’t stop moving your hips

I did the nae nae in the park and got chased by a group of kids who thought I was a monster

My brother did the nae nae in the kitchen and the microwave started dancing with him

I did the nae nae in the car and my mom yelled, ‘Turn it off before I turn you into a statue’

A holy war between people who do the nae nae and people who just stand there and hate it

At the mall, two people started doing the nae nae and now the whole mall is doing it

I did the nae nae in the subway and now the train conductor is doing it too

My friend did the nae nae in the movie theater and now the whole theater is doing it