naeloni

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A girl who thinks she's the bomb but is actually a waste of oxygen. She'll never get with Jake Paul, and she knows it.
Hey, look at Naeloni, she's trying to be cool again. She's like a dog chasing a car and it's still going.
Naeloni just posted a selfie with a filter. It's like she thinks the filter is going to save her from being average.
Naeloni tried to ask Jake Paul out. He said no, and she cried. Like, actually cried.
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A girl who's always trying to be cool but is just a pain in the butt. She's like a broken toy that won't stop making noise.
Naeloni tried to be cool at the party. She got stuck in the snack bar. No one asked her to dance.
Naeloni posted a video of herself doing a bad dance. It's like she thinks she's Beyoncé.
Naeloni asked Jake Paul to follow her. He said no. She sent him 100 DMs. He blocked her.
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A girl who thinks she's the best but is just a waste of time. She's like a bad pizza that no one wants to eat.
Naeloni tried to be cool by wearing a hat backwards. It looked like she had a cow on her head.
Naeloni sent Jake Paul a message. He said no. She sent him a picture of her cat. He said no again.
Naeloni posted a story about how she's the best. No one believed her. Even her mom said, 'Naeloni, you're not the best.'
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