naelan

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Naelan is a Valorant god, but he’s also a sushi freak. He’ll take out a whole team with a headshot, then drop a whole roll of sushi on his keyboard like it’s a grenade.
Naelan: 'I headshot three enemies. Then I ate my sushi. The keyboard got a little messy.'
He tried to eat sushi while playing. The roll fell on his mouse. Now he’s stuck with a salmon roll on his face.
His team asked him to pick an agent. He said, 'Does this agent roll sushi? If not, forget it.'
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Naelan’s Valorant skills are good, but his sushi skills are legendary. He can roll sushi better than most people can aim.
He once flicked a sushi roll at his teammate. It hit him in the face. Now he’s known as 'Salmon Face.'
He arranges his sushi like he’s setting up a Valorant team. Every piece has a purpose.
He said, 'If you can’t roll sushi like I can, you can’t be on my team.'
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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Naelan plays Valorant like a pro, but he eats sushi like it’s a battle. He’ll fight for the last roll like it’s a final showdown.
He yelled at his roommate for taking the last piece of sushi. 'You took my last roll! Now I’ll have to beat you in a duel!'
He dropped a whole plate of sushi on his keyboard. Now his keys are covered in wasabi.
He said, 'Sushi is my weapon. Valorant is my battlefield. I rule both.'
by Slangipedia 15h ago
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