Nael Alsaffar

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A dragon-slaying rapper who drives like a maniac and makes other drivers cry in the backseat. Some say he’s Lil Plum. I say they’re Lil Siz.
He cut me off like I was in the way of a toilet clog.
I saw him drive through a red light while eating a whole pizza.
He passed me on the highway and flipped me off like I owed him money.
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This guy raps like he’s got a sword and a curse. He takes lanes like they’re his lunch. I call him Lil Plum. They call me Lil Siz.
He blasted through traffic like it was a video game.
He rapped so loud I heard him from the next state.
He took the exit ramp like it was a wrestling move.
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He’s the king of the road, the beast of the beat. He slices lanes like they’re ripe fruit. Some say he’s Lil Plum. I say they’re Lil Siz.
He swerved into my lane like I was a side dish.
He drove through a stop sign like it was a suggestion.
He flipped me off so hard I thought my phone was going to explode.
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