naeku

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Naeku is the first person to get up and start shitting. They’re like the human version of a rooster, but instead of crowing, they cackle like a fat kid who just ate six pies.

My naeku brother woke up at 4 AM and started yelling at the chickens like they owed him money.

Naeku is the only person who can make breakfast without burning the house down.

My naeku cousin showed up at the party at 7 AM and asked for a nap after drinking coffee.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Naeku is the person who gets up before the sun and the moon both decide to take a nap. They’re like the annoying kid who doesn’t stop talking during the movie.

Naeku showed up at the farm at 5 AM and started talking to the cows like they were his best friends.

My naeku aunt came in and started making tea before I even opened my eyes.

Naeku is the only person who can make a mess in the kitchen and still have time to brush their teeth.

by Slangipedia 9h ago

Naeku is the person who gets up so early that they’re basically a ghost. They’re like the creepy neighbor who always watches you from the window.

Naeku walked into the house at 5 AM and stared at me like I had stolen his last donut.

My naeku uncle came in and started cooking before I even woke up.

Naeku is the only person who can make a noise at 5 AM and still have the energy to yell at the cat.

by Slangipedia 9h ago