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A nigga so fancy he thinks he’s a king in a dumpster fire.
He showed up in a Lamborghini and still said I was basic.
He wore a suit to the gas station and called the clerk a peasant.
He tried to explain blockchain to me and I laughed in his face.
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A nigga who thinks he’s the main character in a movie that nobody saw.
He texted me during a movie and said I was a sidekick.
He posted a selfie in the middle of a war and called it a flex.
He started a rap battle with a vending machine.
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A nigga so smooth he could make a brick blush.
He talked his way out of a jail cell and left me in there.
He got a free meal by telling the waiter his life story.
He convinced my mom he was a doctor just to get into my house.
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A nigga who thinks he’s the only one with a brain in the whole damn world.
He called me a brainless idiot for not knowing the capital of France.
He said I was a waste of oxygen for not knowing how to spell 'beautiful'.
He called my dog a moron for not knowing his name.
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A nigga who walks in like he owns the place and then leaves and forgets his keys.
He came in like he was a god and left like he was a ghost.
He walked in and said I was a nobody, then forgot his phone.
He left the door open and said I was a nobody.
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A nigga so cool he could ice a whole damn gang with just a look.
He stared down a whole crew and they ran like they were on fire.
He walked into a club and the DJ dropped the beat just for him.
He said I was a nobody and I believed him for a whole week.
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