Naeem

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A guy who thinks he'll take over the world one day, even though he's still figuring out how to beat his mom at chess.

Naeem: 'I'm gonna rule the world by next Friday.' His mom: 'You still can't beat me at chess.'

Naeem told his teacher he'd take over the world by the end of the year. The teacher said, 'You still can't even do your math homework.'

Naeem texted his friend: 'I'm gonna be the next king. Watch me.' Friend replied: 'You still can't even tie your shoes.'

Has a huge cock and looks like he just came out of a gym after eating a whole chicken.

At the gym, Naeem flexed so hard the weights fell off. His cock was bigger than the barbell.

Naeem walked into a restaurant. Everyone turned to look. He said, 'I'm just here for the daal.'

Naeem's friend asked, 'Why do you look so happy?' He said, 'I just saw my cock in the mirror.'

A gift from God, but also a gift from the devil because he makes you laugh until you cry.

Naeem told a joke so funny, the entire class started crying. The teacher had to call the principal.

Naeem's dad said, 'He's a gift from God, but he also drives me crazy.'

Naeem walked into a room, and everyone said, 'He's a gift from God, but also from the devil.'

A guy who will do anything to make you happy, even if it means eating daal chaawal every Friday before and after prayer.

Naeem said, 'I'll make you happy, even if I have to eat daal chaawal for a month.'

Naeem came to school with daal on his face. He said, 'I did this for you.'

Naeem texted his friend: 'I'm coming to your house. Bring daal.' Friend replied: 'You're bringing daal?'

The most famous, richest, and most talented guy ever. He's so good, even God is impressed.

Naeem said, 'I'm gonna be the richest guy in the world. Watch me.'

Naeem's teacher said, 'He's so talented, even God is jealous.'

Naeem texted his friend: 'I'm gonna be the richest and most famous person in the world. You're gonna be my sidekick.'

A Muslim name that means heaven, but also means you're gonna have the best life ever.

Naeem said, 'My name means heaven. So I'm gonna live like heaven.'

Naeem's friend said, 'Your name is so cool, it's like heaven is your middle name.'

Naeem's mom said, 'Your name means heaven. So you better live like it.'

A mean way to call an Indian or Muslim. Like saying they're the worst at everything.

Naeem's friend called him a 'bad Indian.' He said, 'I'm not bad. I'm just better than you.'

Naeem heard someone say, 'He's the worst Muslim ever.' He said, 'I'm not the worst. I'm just better than you.'

Naeem walked into class, and someone said, 'You're the worst Indian I've ever seen.' He said, 'I'm not the worst. I'm just better than you.'