Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Naeeb is the only one who can make your life a living hell.

Naeeb called me at 2 AM and asked if I had a death wish.

He texted me a 10-minute rant about my life choices during lunch.

He showed up at my house wearing my mom's pajamas and said, 'This is your new life.'

2

Naeeb is like a curse you can't escape.

I tried to forget him, but he showed up in my dreams.

He texted me during a test and said, 'You’re gonna fail anyway.'

He took my lunch money and replaced it with a rat.

3

Naeeb is the reason you have no life.

He turned my prom into a karaoke battle.

He showed up at my job and yelled, 'You’re fired!'

He took my phone and posted my embarrassing selfies online.

4

Naeeb is the worst kind of friend you could ever have.

He told my crush I had a bad smell.

He started a food fight in the middle of my math class.

He wore my hat to the mall and got it dyed pink.

5

Naeeb is the person who makes your life extra hard.

He turned my report card into a comic book.

He challenged me to a dance-off during recess.

He took my gold star and threw it in the trash.

6

Naeeb is like a monster who lives in your brain.

He told me my crush had a bad haircut.

He started a screaming match in the cafeteria.

He texted me during my nap and said, 'You’re not sleeping!'