Naed

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Getting completely naked and slamming your junk into someone else's junk
My cousin naed his teacher during lunch. She still hasn't stopped screaming.
He naed the principal in front of the whole school. It was legendary.
They naed in the hallway like it was a war zone.
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When you make someone feel like their face is a trash can and you’re throwing food in it
My mom naed me for forgetting to do my homework. I got a face full of cereal.
He naed his friend for stealing his pizza. It was a mess.
She naed her brother for calling her a chicken. He was crying.
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A name that shows up in every song like it owns the radio
That name is in every song. It’s like it’s a celebrity.
I heard that name in 10 songs today. It’s everywhere.
It’s like that name is in every playlist. It’s a monster.
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A Japanese number that means 7, but also means you're going to be late
I was supposed to be there at 7, but I got there at 8. That’s the number of shame.
He said it was 7, but it felt like 10.
She said it was 7, but it took me 20 minutes to get there.
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A short word for the place where magic happens and snacks are stored
I told her to stop calling it that. It’s not a snack drawer.
He called it that in front of my mom. She was mad.
They called it that in the song. It was cute.
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The place where snacks, love, and good vibes live together forever
That’s where all the love goes. It’s like a snack palace.
He said it was the best place ever. I believed him.
They live there and never come out. It’s magical.
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A nickname for the most important part of a girl’s body, the one that makes you go weak in the knees
That’s the nickname for the best part of a girl. It’s a legend.
He called it that in front of his crush. She blushed.
They used that nickname in the song. It was cute.
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