Nae luck

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Your life just got worse, but I’m not the one who made it that way. I’m just here enjoying my coffee and your misery.
Your car broke down again. Nae luck.
You lost your job. Nae luck.
Your dog ate your homework. Nae luck.
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Your problems are real, but I didn’t cause them. So don’t even think about bringing them to me.
You failed the test. Nae luck.
Your phone died in the middle of a Zoom call. Nae luck.
You got stuck in traffic. Nae luck.
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You got yourself into this mess, so don’t expect me to help you out of it.
You signed up for a marathon and didn’t train. Nae luck.
You bit off more than you could chew. Nae luck.
You talked yourself into a fight. Nae luck.
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You might have a good reason to be upset, but you ain’t got no proof, so don’t bother me with it.
You said you were going to win the lottery. Nae luck.
You claimed you got a promotion. Nae luck.
You said you were going to eat a whole pizza. Nae luck.
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