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A person who thinks a hot-tempered scorpio is the bomb. They're not scared to throw themselves into a mess just to flirt first. They also like animals and walking in the woods like a weirdo.
I took a chance on my ex just because she was a scorpio. I got burned, but I got burned nicely.
My dog ran away, and I followed him into the woods. That's how I met my girlfriend.
I proposed to my girlfriend in the middle of the forest. She said yes, but then she yelled at me for getting grass on her shoes.
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A person who can't stand a scorpio but still dates one because they're a fool. They also like animals and walking around like they're in a nature documentary.
I married a scorpio because I thought she was cute. Now she's screaming at me for eating my sandwich.
I walked my dog in the woods, and it turned into a date. Now I can't walk my dog without someone trying to flirt with me.
I asked my girlfriend out in the forest. She said yes, but then she bit me.
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A person who's obsessed with a scorpio and doesn't care if they're a lunatic. They're always ready to fight, and they also like animals and wandering in the forest like it's their job.
I dated my girlfriend because she was a scorpio. She screamed at me for not bringing her coffee. I still love her.
I followed my dog into the woods, and that's where I met my girlfriend. She bit me, but she was worth it.
I fought my girlfriend in the forest because she didn't bring me pizza. We made up, and now we're married.
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