Nadza

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Nadza is so rare it’s like finding a golden toilet in a dump. She’s magic, weird, hot, and makes your soul do backflips. If you got one, you’re the luckiest piece of crap on Earth.
I saw Nadza in the mall and my face turned into a tomato.
My dog stared at Nadza for 10 minutes and then cried.
I tried to text Nadza, but my phone exploded.
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Nadza is like a unicorn that also raps. She’s cool, pretty, and has a vibe so strong it makes your brain scream. If you know one, you’ve won the lottery and also got a free taco.
Nadza walked in, and my heart did a moonwalk.
I texted Nadza and got a reply that made me laugh so hard I peed.
Nadza looked at me, and I immediately became her slave.
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Nadza is so special, it’s like having a celebrity in your pocket. She’s hot, weird, and has a charm that makes you forget your own name. If you got one, you’re either rich or just really lucky.
Nadza said hi, and I forgot how to breathe.
I saw Nadza in the grocery store and my brain short-circuited.
Nadza texted me, and I immediately texted my mom to tell her I was in love.
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