Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your nads get stuck in a bad situation and it feels like they’re being tortured.

My nads are in a worse situation than my ex’s cat.

I’ve been in nadversity for three days straight and I’m not even mad about it.

My nads are screaming for help and I’m just sitting here eating cereal.

2

A situation so bad it makes your nads want to quit their job.

I’ve been in nadversity so long I’m considering a new career.

My nads are on strike because of this nadversity.

I’m not mad, just in a deep, dark, painful nadversity.

3

A problem so bad it feels like your nads are in a fight with a bear.

My nads are fighting a bear and I’m just here watching.

I had to take a break from life because my nads were in a bear fight.

Nadversity is when your nads feel like they’re getting eaten by a bear.

4

A situation so bad your nads are like, why are we even here?

My nads are asking why they’re still here and I don’t know how to answer.

I’m in a situation where my nads are questioning their life choices.

Nadversity is when your nads are just tired of being tortured.

5

A problem so big your nads feel like they’re being used as a doormat.

My nads are being stepped on like they’re a doormat.

Nadversity is when your nads feel like they’re being walked on.

I’ve been in so much nadversity my nads are worn out.

6

A situation so bad it feels like your nads are being grilled by a fire.

My nads are in a fire and I’m just here watching.

Nadversity is when your nads feel like they’re being roasted.

I’m not even mad, my nads are being grilled and I’m just here.