nadvent calendar

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A Christmas countdown calendar where each flap hides a chunk of meat from a kid who got caught stealing cookies. The rewards are gross but the punishment is worse.

My kid got a piece of liver. I got a ticket for yelling at the neighbor.

The last window had a live rat. The kid cried and I cried.

He opened one and it was a finger. I told him to shut up and eat it.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A calendar that counts down to Christmas by giving kids body parts from orphans who tried to sneak candy out of the store.

The first window had a toe. I told my kid it was a sign of good luck.

He opened one and it was a nose. I told him to put it on his face.

The last window had a whole head. I told my kid he was getting a new brother.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A calendar that counts down to Christmas by showing kids the saddest parts of other kids who tried to be nice but got punished for it.

He got a eye. I said it was from a kid who tried to steal the last candy.

The window had a tongue. I said it was from a kid who talked too much.

He opened one and it was a foot. I said he was walking into Christmas.

by Slangipedia 1d ago