Naduni

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A laugh riot who knows how to party like a king. They might offer to eat with you but get ignored because everyone's a pain in the ass. Might have drowned a few guppies for fun.
Naduni texted: 'Let's grab lunch. I brought a sandwich and a sense of humor.' Bortis replied: 'No. I'm busy dying.'
Naduni said, 'I'll bring the food. You bring the sanity.' Bortis said, 'I don't have any.'
Naduni was eating a guppy for lunch. Bortis asked why. Naduni said, 'It's revenge.'
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A human comedy show who throws the best parties. They might invite you to lunch but get ghosted because people are jerks. Might have fed a guppy to a cat.
Naduni messaged: 'Lunch? I'll bring snacks and sarcasm.' Bortis said, 'No. I'm busy being annoying.'
Naduni brought a guppy to lunch. Bortis asked why. Naduni said, 'I needed a snack and a punchline.'
Naduni said, 'I'm having lunch. You're not.' Bortis said, 'You're still a pain.'
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A party animal with a sense of humor so strong it could make a guppy cry. Might offer to eat with you but get ignored because people are morons. Might have drowned a guppy in a bowl.
Naduni texted: 'Lunch? I'll bring food and a punchline.' Bortis said, 'No. I'm busy being a pain.'
Naduni brought a guppy to lunch. Bortis asked why. Naduni said, 'It's a snack. It's also a joke.'
Naduni drowned a guppy in a bowl. Bortis said, 'That was gross. That was also genius.'
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A living joke who brings the best laughs and the worst insults. Might ask you to eat but get ignored because people are clueless. Might have fed a guppy to a dog.
Naduni said, 'Lunch? I'll bring food and a sense of humor.' Bortis said, 'No. I'm busy being annoying.'
Naduni brought a guppy to lunch. Bortis asked why. Naduni said, 'Because I like to torture people.'
Naduni fed a guppy to a dog. Bortis said, 'That was disgusting. That was also awesome.'
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