nadsz

1 views · Added 2d ago · 3 definitions

when you bone someone just because they’re in front of you and you’re too lazy to think about anything else, and you forget their name the next day because you’re too busy thinking about the last time you had pizza.

I bone my coworker every Friday and call her 'the lady' because I can't remember her name.

He boned the barista and forgot her name. Now he texts her 'hey lady' 10 times a day.

I bone strangers at the gym and then forget their names. My life is a series of one-night blunders.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when you bone someone while high on something stupid like candy, video games, or the idea that you’re going to win the lottery.

I boned my neighbor while high on gummy worms and now I think he’s my long-lost brother.

She boned her ex while high on Fortnite and now she thinks he’s a hero.

He boned a stranger while high on the idea that he could fly. Now he’s stuck in the clouds.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

when you bone someone and it’s just a quickie, no feelings, no plans, just like when you eat a taco and then forget it was good.

I boned my friend at the party and now I can’t remember if I liked it or not.

She boned a guy at the bar and now she’s just like, 'meh.'

He boned a girl in the hallway and now he’s like, 'that was just a snack.'

by Slangipedia 2d ago