nadslapper

Bro, I was so into that chick I hit her like a freight train and my nuts were doing the cha-cha.

She was screaming my name like I was a superhero and my junk was doing the work.

That girl was my personal massage therapist and my nuts were the lucky customers.

I was so busy eating her face my nuts got a standing ovation from her hips.

She was like a wrestling opponent and my nuts were the ref getting knocked around.

I was so into her I forgot my nuts were in the middle of a fight club.

I was so busy making out with her my nuts got a full-body stretch.

She was like a gym and my nuts were the ones doing burpees.

I was so into her I didn't notice my nuts were doing push-ups.