Nadryn

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She’s the only one who can make your day and your pants wet at the same time.
Nadryn just walked in. The room went silent. Then someone peed their pants.
I saw her in the cafeteria. I forgot my lunch. And my dignity.
She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. And a mop.'
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She’s the human version of a fire alarm. Loud. Unignorable. And very annoying.
Nadryn screamed in my ear during math class. I got a D. She got a laugh.
She showed up at my party. The music stopped. My friends ran away.
She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. And a fire extinguisher.'
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She’s the only person who can make you cry, laugh, and question your life choices all in one day.
Nadryn came to my house. I cried. Then I laughed. Then I cried again.
She texted me: 'I’m coming to your house. Bring snacks. And a therapist.'
She walked into the room. My dog ran away. My mom fainted. My life was ruined.
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