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She walked in and the whole room went silent like a bunch of idiots.

He texted me, 'I saw her at the mall and I felt like a sad kid who lost his lunch money.'

My cousin tried to flirt with her and got called 'a hot dog with no sauce.'

My mom saw her and said, 'That girl is the reason I don't wear pants.'

He asked her out and she said, 'I don't date donkey-kicked faces.'

At the party, she walked in and my friend dropped his pizza on the floor.

He texted me, 'I saw her and I suddenly felt like a soggy biscuit.'

My uncle cried when he saw her and now he's been wearing a hat ever since.

She smiled at me and I felt like I had been run over by a shopping cart.

He said, 'She looked like Cinderella after a fight with a cement truck.'

At school, she walked in and my teacher forgot how to teach.

My friend tried to ask her out and got told, 'You look like a lost sock.'

He said, 'She walked in and my brain turned into a dead phone.'

My sister saw her and said, 'That girl is the reason I failed math.'

At the gym, he saw her and forgot how to lift weights.