Nadottie

I dated a Nadottie once. She had a six-pack, but her face looked like it had been run over by a truck.

My cousin’s a Nadottie. She’s got a body like a beach, but her face is like a parking lot.

He asked me out because I’m a Nadottie. I told him I’d rather date his dog.

My crush is a Nadottie. He’s got a body like a statue, but his face looks like it’s been burned.

She’s got a perfect body but a face that could scare a cat.

My friend’s a Nadottie. He’s got abs for days, but his face is like a raccoon’s revenge.

She’s a Nadottie. Her body is fire, but her face is like a horror movie.

I dated a Nadottie. She had a great body, but her face was like a failed experiment.

He’s a Nadottie. He’s got a body like a superhero, but his face is like a clown’s nightmare.