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Not adborbz means you look like a rejected plush toy that got ran over by a truck

My dog is not adborbz. He peed on my shoes and stared at me like I owed him money.

My cousin's kid is not adborbz. He cried when I gave him a lollipop.

My ex is not adborbz. She texted me at 2 a. m. and said 'I miss you' then blocked me.

Not adborbz is when you’re so unlovable, even the pigeons side-eye you

My brother is not adborbz. He eats cereal for dinner and still calls me 'kid'.

My neighbor’s cat is not adborbz. It hissed at me and ran away.

My mom’s friend is not adborbz. She showed up to my birthday wearing a sock and a hat.

Not adborbz means you're so ugly, even your shadow wants a divorce

My little sister is not adborbz. She drew on my face with permanent marker and wouldn't stop laughing.

My coworker is not adborbz. He talks to the ceiling and wears socks with sandals.

My dog's best friend is not adborbz. He barked at me like I had insulted his entire family.