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A guy who needs glasses to read but can still bend you over a toilet.
He said he couldn't see the text on his phone, but I saw him looking at my ass the whole time.
He wore his glasses like a king, but his penis was a monster.
He told me he needed glasses to read, but he didn't need them to feel me up.
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A guy who wears glasses but has a penis so big it could double as a telescope.
He had glasses on, but his penis was so big I could see the moon from it.
He said he needed glasses to read, but his penis didn't need a lens to impress me.
He put on his glasses, but I knew he didn't need them to see my face.
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A guy who needs glasses to see, but can see your whole future with one touch.
He wore glasses to read, but his penis could read my future.
He said he couldn't see, but he could definitely feel me.
He had glasses on, but I knew he didn't need them to see my vibe.
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A guy who wears glasses but has a penis that could beat up a cop.
He had glasses on, but his penis could take down a whole squad.
He said he needed glasses to read, but his penis didn't need a dictionary to know what it wanted.
He wore his glasses like a nerd, but his penis was a tough guy.
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A guy who wears glasses but has a penis so big it needs its own prescription.
He needed glasses to read, but his penis had a prescription of its own.
He wore glasses like a nerd, but his penis was a legend.
He said he couldn't see, but his penis had perfect vision.
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A guy who wears glasses but has a penis that could start a war.
He had glasses on, but his penis could start a war between countries.
He said he needed glasses to read, but his penis didn't need a book to know what it wanted.
He wore glasses like a bookworm, but his penis was a general.
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