Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a super annoying version of najwa that makes your brain explode

Nadjwa walked in and started talking. My brain exploded. Twice.

I tried to ignore Nadjwa. I failed. Hard.

Nadjwa is like najwa but with a side of drama and a big ol' attitude.

2

najwa but with more sass and less patience

Nadjwa said I was wrong. I was wrong. But I still had to argue.

Nadjwa rolled her eyes. I rolled mine. We both lost.

Nadjwa is the reason I hate Mondays.

3

najwa but she’s got a mouth like a sailor and a brain like a robot

Nadjwa cursed at me. I didn’t understand half of it. I still got mad.

Nadjwa’s brain is faster than my mom’s coffee.

Nadjwa talked so fast I had to rewind my brain.

4

najwa but she’s got a side hustle as a human chaos machine

Nadjwa walked in. The room turned into a war zone. I didn’t even know why.

Nadjwa started a fight over a pencil. It was absurd.

Nadjwa’s chaos is like a hurricane. It hits you and doesn’t stop.

5

najwa but she’s got a vibe like a broken toaster and a temper like a volcano

Nadjwa’s vibe was so bad I wanted to leave the room.

Nadjwa’s temper erupted like a volcano. I was covered in lava.

Nadjwa’s vibe was broken. Her temper was perfect.

6

najwa but she’s got the energy of a thousand monkeys and the brain of a confused robot

Nadjwa ran in screaming. I didn’t know if she was mad or just excited.

Nadjwa’s brain was confused. Her energy was high. It was a disaster.

Nadjwa had the energy of a thousand monkeys. I was tired just watching her.