Nadjezhda

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A Russian word for hope. Also a girl who thinks she’s ugly, but everyone else is drooling over her. She has a bunch of friends, but she thinks they’re just faking it.
She texted me, 'I look like a raccoon in this photo.' I replied, 'You look like a raccoon who just won the lottery.'
Her best friend said, 'You’re the most beautiful person I know.' She replied, 'You’re just trying to make me feel better.'
She posted a selfie with the caption, 'I look like I’ve been hit by a bus.' Her followers said, 'You look like you’ve been hit by a bus and then asked for a raise.'
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Hope in Russian. Also a girl who doesn’t realize how hot she is. She has a huge group of friends, but she thinks they’re just using her.
She said, 'I look like a mess today.' Her friend replied, 'You look like a mess who just got a promotion.'
She texted me, 'I’m so ugly.' I said, 'You’re so ugly, the universe is jealous.'
She posted a picture with the caption, 'I look like I’ve been run over by a tractor.' Her followers said, 'You look like you’ve been run over by a tractor and then got a standing ovation.'
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A Russian word for hope. Also a girl who thinks she’s the worst, but everyone else thinks she’s amazing. She has tons of friends, but she thinks they’re just pretending.
She said, 'I look like a ghost today.' Her friend said, 'You look like a ghost who just took over the throne.'
She texted me, 'I’m so plain.' I replied, 'You’re so plain, the plainness is jealous of you.'
She posted a photo with the caption, 'I look like I’ve been buried alive.' Her followers said, 'You look like you’ve been buried alive and then asked for a raise.'
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