Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A perfect human. The kind of person that makes you want to punch the sky because you’re so damn happy.

She walked in and the whole room became a disco ball.

I asked her how she was and she said, 'I’m fine. You’re not.'

She smiled at me and I cried like a baby.

2

A girl so stunning, she could make a boy forget his own name and his own mom.

She whispered, 'Hello,' and I got a boner.

She cried in the hallway, and I got a migraine.

She said, 'I love you,' and I got a tattoo.

3

A human being who is basically heaven’s best work and has a face that makes people stop and stare like they’re in a trance.

She looked at me and I forgot how to breathe.

She said, 'I’m tired,' and I screamed, 'I’m fine!'

She walked into class and the teacher lost his voice.

4

A girl so hot, she could make a priest lose his faith and a dragon lose its fire.

She winked at me and I got a nose bleed.

She said, 'I’m sad,' and I cried like a toddler.

She said, 'I love you,' and I got a tattoo.

5

She’s like a superhero who doesn’t wear a cape, just a smile and the power to make people’s days.

She smiled and I got a high five from God.

She said, 'I’m fine,' and I got a concussion.

She said, 'I love you,' and I got a tattoo.

6

The kind of girl who could make a monk lose his vows and a lion lose its roar.

She said, 'Hello,' and I got a boner.

She cried, and I got a migraine.

She said, 'I love you,' and I got a tattoo.