Nadiv Katulanda

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A Nadiv Katulanda is the kind of kid who makes your life a living hell. He’s short, ugly, and has the brain of a donkey. People think he’s noble, but he’s just a walking insult.
My cousin is a Nadiv Katulanda. He failed math and still thinks he’s a king.
I saw Nadiv in the cafeteria. He tried to fight me with a spoon. It was tragic.
Nadiv texted me: 'You’re weak. I’m the king.' I laughed so hard my mom heard me.
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Nadiv Katulanda is the worst kind of kid. He’s not smart, not strong, and definitely not cool. He’s like a bad joke that never ends.
Nadiv tried to be a rapper. His first song was 'I’m rich, I’m smart, I’m the best.' It was sad.
Nadiv walked into my room and said, 'I’m the prince.' I said, 'You’re the punchline.'
My teacher called Nadiv 'noble.' I called him 'nobody.'
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A Nadiv Katulanda is a kid who thinks he’s royalty but is actually a joke. He’s dumb, ugly, and has no life.
Nadiv told me he was a prince. I told him he was a punchline. He cried.
Nadiv tried to beat me up. I beat him up. He cried again.
Nadiv said, 'I’m the king.' I said, 'You’re the joke.' He cried for the third time.
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If you’ve ever seen a kid who looks like a failed experiment, that’s a Nadiv Katulanda. He’s not smart, not cool, and definitely not rich.
Nadiv tried to be the best at everything. He failed at everything. It was beautiful.
Nadiv said, 'I’m a prince.' I said, 'You’re a punchline.' He cried again. It was a masterpiece.
Nadiv tried to do a dance. It looked like a cat was possessed.
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A Nadiv Katulanda is a kid who acts like he’s rich and smart, but in reality, he’s just a mess. He’s not even funny.
Nadiv told me he was a king. I told him he was a joke. He cried.
Nadiv tried to beat me in a math test. He failed. I passed. He cried.
Nadiv tried to sing. It was like a dog howling at the moon.
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A Nadiv Katulanda is a kid who thinks he’s special, but he’s just a mess. He’s not smart, not cool, and definitely not lucky.
Nadiv tried to be a hero. He tripped over a pencil. It was epic.
Nadiv said, 'I’m the prince.' I said, 'You’re the punchline.' He cried. It was legendary.
Nadiv tried to write a poem. It was about how he was the best. It was terrible.
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