Nadine Roode

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I’m so in love with you I could vomit on your face and still think it’s romantic

I love you so much I could throw up on your face and still think it’s cute

You’re so hot I’d kiss your foot even if it was covered in dirt and bad breath

I’d die for you and then come back to haunt you because I’m that in love

You’re the only person I’d let touch my pizza and still be happy

You’re the only one I’d let touch my pizza and not yell at them

I’d let you steal my last slice and not even care

You’re like my pizza and my life all in one

I’d fight a dragon for you and then probably eat it

I’d fight a dragon just to be with you and then eat it for lunch

You’re worth a dragon and a half

I’d take on any monster just to make you smile