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a woman so hot she could burn your face off and still look good doing it
I saw Nadine Lustre and my face started melting.
She walked in and my skin turned to charcoal.
Nadine Lustre walked by and I got a second-degree burn.
Nadine Lustre
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a woman so brave she’d fight a dragon with just a toothpick and a bad attitude
Nadine Lustre could take on a dragon and win with a toothpick.
She’s the only person I know who’d challenge a dragon to a duel with a toothpick.
Nadine took on a dragon and won with a toothpick and a smile.
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a woman so gorgeous she could make a statue blush and throw a tantrum
That statue turned red when Nadine Lustre looked at it.
Nadine walked by and the statue had a meltdown.
The statue blushed and cried when Nadine passed by.