nadine & keniel

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Nadine and Keniel are like two peas in a pod. They think the same, they do stupid stuff together, and they’re so in love it’s disgusting. Even if the world burns down, they’ll still be holding hands like a couple of idiots.
Nadine: "I’m gonna die if I don’t eat this whole pizza." Keniel: "Then I’ll die with you."
They both got suspended for throwing a shoe at the teacher. No one was surprised.
Keniel texted Nadine at 3 AM: "I can’t sleep. You’re my only hope." Nadine replied: "I’m coming."
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Nadine and Keniel are the most annoying couple on the planet. They do everything together, even when it makes no sense. If they’re not eating pizza, they’re eating pizza. If they’re not fighting, they’re fighting about pizza.
They both texted the same person at the same time. They both got blocked.
Nadine brought Keniel’s lunch to school. Keniel brought Nadine’s lunch to school. They both got confused.
They both tried to fail a test. They both failed. They both cried about it.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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Nadine and Keniel are like a married couple who still live in their parents’ house. They’re always together, they’re always arguing, and they’re always still together. They’re the reason the world doesn’t end.
Nadine: "Why did you bring my mom’s old bra to school?" Keniel: "It’s comfortable."
They both skipped class to eat pizza. They both got caught. They both got in trouble together.
They both posted the same stupid meme on Instagram. It had 1 like.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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