Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy horse jockey who thinks he's a knight, even though he's probably just a guy who fell off a horse and made it up.

'He's not a real knight, he's just a Nadim who thinks he's fancy.'

'He tried to ride a horse and it bit him.'

'He told the horse it was a knight, and the horse didn't believe him.'

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2

A guy who looks good, talks good, and acts like he's got a brain, but probably uses a calculator for everything.

'He's got a face like a movie star, but he can't add 2 + 2.'

'He told me he was smart, but he missed the bus.'

'He looked like a prince, but he still forgot his pants.'

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3

Superhuman meatheads who think they're gods, and they all play drums like they're trying to beat a dead man.

'He played the drums so loud, the neighbors called the cops.'

'He thinks he's a rock god, but he can't even tune his guitar.'

'He played the drums so hard, the drum kit got a black eye.'

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4

A boy who's got more love in him than a bakery has pastries, and he's not afraid to show it.

'He loves you more than pizza, and that's saying something.'

'He gave his last dollar to a puppy and cried about it.'

'He said he loved you, and then he cried.'

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5

A guy so powerful he could beat up God and still have time to eat a sandwich. He also has anime powers, which is just a fancy way of saying he's got a lot of energy.

'He beat up God and still had time to play video games.'

'He has anime powers and thinks he's a superhero.'

'He beat up the sun and still had time to beat up the moon.'

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6

A guy with a giant dong, and if he's your boyfriend, he will break your back just for fun. He's also the king of sex and doesn't care who he sticks it into.

'He broke my back just because I told him I didn't like his dong.'

'He stuck his dong in a hole and didn't even apologize.'

'He said he was the king of sex, but I think he just said that to impress me.'

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7

The most attractive, coolest, sexiest guy ever who's got muscles and other stuff that makes you jealous.

'He's got muscles like a superhero and looks like a movie star.'

'He's so cool, even the sun stopped to watch him.'

'He's got more sex appeal than a pizza and a donut combined.'

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