Nadiene

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A weird lady who looks like a queen and thinks like a brainiac. She judges you like a judge in a courtroom and has the attention span of a goldfish. She’s the kind of person who makes your life better just by existing, but also makes you question your life choices.
She stared at me like I failed a math test. I didn’t even fail math.
She fixed my lunch like it was a crime scene.
She said I was ‘disappointing’ in front of the whole class. I was 12.
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Nadiene is the kind of best friend who will smile at you like you’re her favorite snack, but then steal your snack and punch you in the face when you ask for it back. She’s got straight A’s but she barely studied. She’s a beast in disguise.
She took my pencil and drew a mustache on my face during math class.
She copied my test and then said, ‘I did it for you.’
She stole my lunch and said it was ‘a business decision.’
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