Nadiem

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Nadiem is a little guy with a huge mouth. He calls everyone his buddy, but if you don’t know him, he’ll cuss you out like you owe him money.
Nadiem: 'Hey buddy!' Me: 'Who?' Nadiem: 'You don’t know me? I’m your buddy!' Me: 'You’re not my buddy.' Nadiem: 'You just cussed me out!'
At the mall, Nadiem yells at a random guy for blocking his path. 'You’re my enemy now!'
Nadiem texts me: 'We are brothers. You are my partner. You owe me pizza.' I reply: 'I don’t even know you.' He texts back: 'Now we are enemies.'
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Nadiem is a tiny Muslim dude who thinks he’s the center of the universe. He loves hanging with people he knows, but if he’s stuck with strangers, he’ll throw a tantrum like a baby.
Nadiem at a party: 'Why is everyone here? I don’t know any of these people!' He goes to the corner and cries.
Nadiem tries to talk to a random guy at the grocery store. The guy walks away. Nadiem yells, 'You’re a coward!'
Nadiem’s mom says, 'Go to the family dinner.' He says, 'I don’t want to be with strangers!'
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Nadiem is a small guy with a loud mouth. He’s all about friends and family, but if he’s stuck with people he doesn’t know, he’ll be a total pain in the butt.
Nadiem at the concert: 'Why is everyone here? I don’t know any of these people!' He starts screaming at the crowd.
Nadiem’s friend asks him to go to a new restaurant. He says, 'No way! I don’t know anyone here! I’ll be a total loser!'
Nadiem gets stuck in a elevator with three strangers. He starts cussing and says, 'You’re all my enemies now!'
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