Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your balls are so twisted they think they're in a wrestling match and they're not even sure who the opponent is.

My mom told me I was gonna get a job or I was gonna end up with Nadicitis.

He was so mad he had Nadicitis and a side of heartburn.

My dog ran away with my lunch and I got Nadicitis.

2

A fancy way to say your nuts are the main event.

Your nads are the reason you're still breathing.

He was bragging about his nads like they were his kids.

She called him out for being a total nads person.

3

How far your nuts are from your penis when you're old and sagging like a bad pizza.

His nadical mile was longer than my commute.

He had a nadical mile that could stretch a football field.

She measured his nadical mile and it was a nightmare.

4

When you hit someone so hard with your nuts they think they were in a car crash.

He gave me a nadicitis so hard I thought I was in a car crash.

The guy got a direct hit and cried like a baby.

She hit him with her nads and he dropped like a sack of potatoes.

5

When something is so cool it makes your nuts feel like they're on vacation.

That car was so cool I got Nadicitis.

The pizza was so good I had Nadicitis.

The movie was so epic my nuts went on a vacation.