Nadiarulah

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A guy who knows when to drop a compliment like a bomb and when to drop a curse like a grenade. He’s got the best wife, the best kid, and the best future. He’s perfect, and he knows it.
Nadiarulah just complimented my haircut. I know he’s doing it to make me feel good, but I still like it.
He told me my kid was the best. I know he’s trying to butter me up for something.
He said my wife was the best. I believe him, but I also know he’s trying to get me to like him more.
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He’s the kind of guy who’ll praise you until you’re high on compliments, then drop a curse on you when you mess up. He’s got the best wife, the best kid, and the best future. He’s basically a god with a smile.
He said my hair was fire. Then he told me I looked like a burnt mop when I didn’t show up to the event.
He called my kid a genius. Then he said I was a failure for not being there.
He told me my wife was the best. Then he said my ex was the worst. That was harsh.
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A guy who can go from nice to nasty in seconds. He’s got the best wife, the best kid, and the best future. He’s got confidence, looks, and a brain that’s faster than your mom’s gossip.
He said my kid was a star. Then he said I was a disgrace for not being there.
He called my wife a goddess. Then he said my ex was a witch.
He said I looked good. Then he said my hair looked like a raccoon’s nest.
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