Nadhere (nadhesion)

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When your balls glue themselves to your leg so hard it feels like you’re being punished by a god.
My balls are stuck to my leg like a raccoon got stuck in a glue factory.
I walked into a wall and now my leg is married to my scrotum.
My balls are so glued to my leg I think I’m gonna have to take a shower with a divorce lawyer.
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Your nuts are so stuck to your leg it’s like they’re cheating on you.
My nuts are cheating on me by sticking to my leg instead of me.
I tried to sit down and my nuts said, 'Nope, we’re staying with the leg.'
My nuts are so attached to my leg I think they got a restraining order.
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When your balls stick to your leg so hard it’s like they’re trying to take over your body.
My balls are taking over my leg like it’s a hostile takeover.
I tried to move my leg and my balls said, 'You’re not going anywhere.'
My balls are so stuck to my leg I think they’re gonna start demanding a raise.
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Your nuts are fused to your leg like they’re in a long-distance relationship and they’re refusing to let go.
My nuts are in a long-distance relationship with my leg and they’re not breaking up.
I tried to take off my pants and my nuts said, 'We’re not done yet.'
My nuts are so stuck to my leg they’re arguing over who gets to be the main character.
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When your balls are stuck to your leg so hard it looks like you got hit by a glue truck.
My balls got hit by a glue truck and now they’re stuck to my leg.
I looked like I got hit by a glue truck and my leg was the victim.
My balls are stuck to my leg like they got glued by a very angry truck driver.
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Your nuts are so attached to your leg it’s like they’re trying to become a new body part.
My nuts are trying to become a new body part and they’re not letting my leg go.
I tried to take a step and my nuts said, 'We’re part of this now.'
My nuts are so stuck to my leg they’re thinking about getting a new name.
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