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Your journey travel is like a hot mess with wings and a side of trash.

I flew first class but got stuck with a seat next to a guy who smells like old pizza.

My road trip was 12 hours of screaming and a detour to get gas.

I took a boat ride but it turned into a fight with a seagull over my sandwich.

Your food is like a dumpster fire with a side of regret.

I ate so much fried chicken I had to walk to the nearest park.

My soup was so bad I asked for a refund and a nap.

I tried to eat a pizza that was still in the oven and it burned my tongue.

Your film making is like a toddler's tantrum with a camera.

I filmed my dog's reaction to a sock and it was the best thing ever.

I tried to make a movie and it was just me yelling into a phone.

I made a film about my cat and it won an award for being weird.

Your story telling is like a drunk person telling a sob story.

I told a story about my mom and it ended with me crying in a coffee shop.

I made up a whole adventure about a dragon and it was just my neighbor's dog.

I told a tale and it was so bad my friend started laughing and couldn't stop.

Your friendship is like a group of people who all got in a fight over who brought the most snacks.

We fought over who brought the best chips and now we're all mad.

We had a food fight and it turned into a full-blown argument.

We all got in a fight over who brought the most candy and now we're all strangers.