Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A word for something that’s smashed up, used up, or ruined. It’s like your nads got hit by a truck.

My phone is totally nadgered, I dropped it in the toilet.

This chair is so broken, it’s like it’s been through a war.

The pizza was so bad, it’s like it was cooked by a sadistic monster.

2

A fancy way to say your balls. Or your testicles. Or your gonads. Take your pick, you sad sack.

He got nadgered by his ex, and now he’s crying in the bathroom.

She showed up with a full set of nadgers and a death glare.

That guy had the bollocks to insult my mom.

3

A word for your balls. It’s like your nads got a nickname and a bad attitude.

He got his nadgers kicked by a goat.

She had the look of a woman who had just been nadgered by life.

That man had the bollocks to stand up to a bear.

4

A word for when you feel like a pile of wet socks. You’re sick, tired, and probably hungover.

I’m so nadgered, I could sleep for a week.

He came in looking like he had been run over by a bus.

She was so sick, she threw up in the boss’s coffee.

5

A word for something tiny, like a speck of dust or a rat in a shoe. Or something that’s really close to you.

That bug was so tiny, it was like a nadgered piece of crap.

He was so close, it was like he had a nose on my face.

The button was so small, it was like a nadgered pebble.

6

A word for something that’s super good, like the best thing since sliced bread or a well-timed fart.

That cake was dogs bollocks, I ate the whole thing.

She had the bees knees, and I was jealous.

That movie was like dogs bollocks, it was amazing.

7

A British way of saying something is wild, like a dog that’s been let out of a cage and is now running through a park.

That dog was wildlife dogs bollocks, it was running like a madman.

The party was so wild, it was like dogs bollocks in a gym.

That man was like wildlife dogs bollocks, he was screaming at a squirrel.