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A pale-ass wimp who plays Call of Duty like it's a game he invented, but he's still somehow good enough to keep a team from getting destroyed. He's got a bunch of sponsors, like Red Bull, but they're wrong. I could beat him in my sleep. Total piece of shit.
'Nadeshot's still alive? He's not even trying!'
'He gets a sponsorship? I get a C in math!'
'He's the worst, but he's still on the team. That's why we lose.'