Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Short for grenade. It came from a video game where people blow each other up like it's a holiday.

Nades dropping like it's the end of the world.

I threw a nade and my friend screamed like a baby.

Nades are just lazy people's rockets.

2

A sneaky way to say nudes. Like when your mom texts you a picture and says it's a pizza.

Nades are just bad nudes. I got one from my crush and it was just a blurry photo.

He sent me a nade and I felt like I was in a relationship with a toaster.

My friend got nades from her teacher and she cried like it was the end of the world.

3

People who think Ralph Nader is a god. They worship him like he's the pizza man.

My cousin is a Nader. He said Ralph Nader is the best president ever.

I asked my uncle why he wore a hat with Ralph Nader's face and he said it was a holy relic.

My mom's best friend is a Nader and she drinks wine every day at 10 AM.

4

People with the last name Nading are tough. They can drink you to death and still laugh at your failures.

My cousin Nading drank 10 shots and still beat me in a race.

My neighbor Nading was hit by a car and just said 'that was a warm-up.'

My uncle Nading once fought a bear with a spoon and won.

5

When you get hit by a grenade and it feels like your whole body is on fire.

I got hit by a nade and I swear I could taste the smoke.

My friend got hit by a nade and he looked like he had a bad day at work.

I was hit by a nade and I screamed like I was in a horror movie.

6

A short way to say grenade. Used by people who play video games and like to blow things up.

Nades are just for people who don't know how to aim.

My brother uses nades like it's his full-time job.

Nades are just for people who like to die in video games.

7

Weed that someone sprayed with bug spray. It’s like being stung by a million bees while high.

I smoked nades and my face looked like a zit explosion.

My friend ate nades and his tongue was numb like it was winter.

I tried nades and my nose ran like a waterfall.